iosonopreso:

pea-gravel:

secondlina:

"Nope", the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

I would watch this.

I would watch the hell out of this.

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yourdarlinglittlesammy:

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

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hedgehogjem:

tardiscookies:

moraniarty:

supholmes:

… and so sherlock and john never met. the end.

THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS

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“Who’d want me for a flatmate?” John asked, completely serious at the notion that anyone would actually want to room with him. He glanced at his old colleague when he heard him chuckling. “What?”

“Nothing, I just remembered a funny joke.” He said with a smile. It probably had something to do with two flatmates or something. John didn’t inquire.

“Oh.” He responded simply, returning his gaze to his cup of coffee. After a few minutes of silence, John looked up to ask Stamford a question but stopped when he saw a curious look on the man’s face. He almost seemed horrified. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” Stamford stuttered. “It’s just…” He seemed to be trying to get a look at John’s back. “I just thought I saw something on your back.”

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aatropos:


raging-raichel:

aryll:

mutisija:

villancikos:

The Anatomy of a mermaid

yes, thanks.
i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:

it just doesnt work

christmas has come early

Thank you.

christ thanks so much

aatropos:

raging-raichel:

aryll:

mutisija:

villancikos:

The Anatomy of a mermaid

yes, thanks.

i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:

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it just doesnt work

christmas has come early

Thank you.

christ thanks so much

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 clara oswald lookbook [insp.]

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ladynigtmare:

oliviatheelf:

heyshadylady:

oliviatheelf:

How to be Alone: A video that changed my life.

This is an amazingly inspirational creative piece.

I honestly just want to say thank you for not erasing my text, just to replace it with yours when this video is so special to me. Thank you so much for not doing that. <3 That was so kind of you.

i love this

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Album Art

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing.

Also, download link here

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ArtistFall Out Boy
TitleThanks for the Memories (Vocals Only)
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dallonmonthes:

ewpunk:

OK SO I’M WORKING ON SPEEDING UP THIS IS GOSPEL AND I ACCIDENTALLY SPED IT UP TOO MUCH AND THIS HAPPENED

Brendon’s so fucking hyper he could probably easily sing it this fast

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Artistthephandomhasthephonebox |tumblr
TitleThis is Gospel - 200% fast
Album☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ
I don’t know why people teach kids about ‘pimples’ and ‘hormones’ and ‘armpit hair’, and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.

Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen

the realest life advice you will ever get 

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unholyseraphs:

you know why charlie and castiel haven’t met?

because i am certain, without a doubt, that charlie would look at cas looking at dean, and then she would turn and look at dean looking at cas, and just know

and she wouldn’t be able to shut up about it

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SO tired in class today.

Yay college.
But good news: we got a little writing assignment we did last week back today, and the professor was going on and on about the feedback she left for everyone, and on mine “good!” “Excellent analysis!”

Win.

sweetsamofmine:

Top 5 Badass Sam Moments

I could not wait to get started on this one from the moment bittersamgirlclub posted it! I decided to leave off two of the most obvious ones (Sam overthrowing Lucifer and Sam killing Allastair) even though they are my favorite because I have a feeling they’ll be used over and over again. That way we can highlight as many Badass Sam moments as possible!

In no particular order:

  • "Don’t think I won’t be here!" - I lied. This moment in particular belongs at my number one slot for badass moments. I can’t begin to explain how important the episode Free to Be You and Me is to me, but this scene right here is at least why. Sam was an addict and when he had the substance he was addicted to forced into his mouth, not only does he still abstain from partaking, he spits it back in their faces. And beyond tha, he kicks their asses and tells them they know where to find him if they want to try again. The power of his line from Metamorphosis, "It’s your choice," may not be better personified in the entire series as it is in this scene. To me, there is nothing more badass. 
  • "I said get. the. hell. out!" - For a Sam girl watching season 9, there isn’t much better than seeing Sam physically taking control of his body back from the intruder, Gadreel. I hoped and hoped that when it came time for angel to go, Sam would be the one to get to do it, and was he ever the one! Stepping on his neck, commanding him to leave his body with that fierce snarl on his face was exactly what I wanted. Sam delivered. 
  • [Two DEMONS drop dead in flashes of light.] - When Sam goes to say “yes” to Lucifer we get our last glimpse at Sam using his powers. While I still get sad about the fact that the show has seemed to forget that Sam had abilities, his last display was a pretty great one to go out on. He tells Lucifer that he wants to say yes and then doesn’t pause to explain. Instead, he kills two demons with his mind, the same way Lucifer killed demons earlier in the season. Was it to intimidate or impress or show he was just not fucking around, I’m not sure. I don’t care. That was completely and utterly bad.ass. 
  • That demon ray gun stuff? It doesn’t work on me.” - There isn’t much cooler to me than confident, strong Sam striding up to a foe without fear or doubt on his face. This moment is the perfect example of that. This episode is filled with not only Sam using his brain to save he and Dean’s lives, but we also get another look at Sam’s growing powers. The fight that follows Sam’s entrance here shows that when he can’t reach his knife, it’s okay. He has all he needs to defeat his foe within himself.
  • [SAM wraps the razor wire around GORDON’S neck and pulls.] - This was one of the most violent things I think Sam had done at this point in the series. Gordon was set on tracking Sam down and killing him but even so, Sam refused to kill him. However, as Godron persists, Sam can no longer extend that grace. He takes Gordon down brutally for not only tracking him, but for threatening his brother and killing many others along the way. The razor wire cuts even into Sam’s own hands as he pulls the coil tight, but he doesn’t care. He decapitates him and I’m pretty sure my mouth hung open a little bit the first time I saw it. 

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forgetpolitics:

roachpatrol:

court-of-ocelot:

laureljupiter:

court-of-ocelot:

culturalrebel:

aka “Elitism is my middle name”

I like how Moffat would say that Reinette - a female character that he wrote into the show - is obviously a perfect match for the Doctor based on her level of ‘civilization’ and education.

As opposed to oh say…Rose Tyler - a lower-class girl who never went to university - whom the Doctor actually fell in love with and did settle down with in another universe.

This quote just has it all, doesn’t it?

- The elitism

- The dig at Rose Tyler and RTD, by extension

- The elevation of ‘his’ character at the expense of existing ones.

- The implication that Madame de Pompadour - one of the most powerful women in the country - would of course drop everything she had worked for to go and ‘settle down’ with a man who is basically a homeless spacehobo.

People who call Moffat a talentless hack are mistaken.  It takes some skill to cram that much fail into just three sentences.

Hah, excellent Moffat-criticism here. He is so petty, and so unequipped to write insightful sci-fi.

Like, okay, let’s pretend for a second that by “educated and civilised” he means “has a lot of knowledge and social insight” (which is a valid thing to look for in a romantic partner) rather than, you know, “rich, fancy and subservient” (which is what Moffat expects people to look for in a romantic partner).

… I really don’t think that an 18th century aristocrat has more understanding of science and society than a 21st person without A levels but with a working television. And in any case, if the Doctor was really looking for people who are Intellectual Equals, he’d surely look in the future, when people understand time travel, and have wikipedia installed in their brains, or whatever. Or AIs! I can’t imagine anyone more educated and ‘civilised’ than AI people!

Just, one thing I really loved about RTD’s Who arcs - which Moffat clearly didn’t understand at all - was that EVERYTHING the companions knew was useful - Harry Potter trivia! Game-show quickness! Fast typing! - and that the, like, real-world hierarchy of skills and marketability was always shown as less important than courage and compassion.

WITHOUT A LEVELS BUT WITH A WORKING TELEVISION

YES THIS.

I’m imagining the real Madame de Pompadour and how very unimpressed she would be by Steven Moffat declaring his ~admiration for her, but

wow

did this man just admit that he think the position of Companion is actually the Doctor’s maîtresse-en-titre?  Jesus wept.

That is exactly what this man thinks, and what he writes also. He thinks women are wired to ‘cling’ and men are wired to want to escape them, and the only way a relationship can be agreeable to both parties is if the woman accepts that they can only spend time together when the dude initiates it.

… Suddenly I am kinda surprised that Sherlock and Irene didn’t set up a long-distance relationship where she spends her days in an orientalist parody of a villa, waiting for Sherlock and passing the time taking luxurious bubble-baths and emotionlessly spanking female nobility.

Oh my god this is some sick shit— and really, really, really highlights how much Moffat doesn’t understand the fundamental heart of the show he’s fucking running. If the Doctor was so hot for intelligent, well educated, civilized women why the fuck did he ever leave his home planet? Why has he only ever had one Gallifreyan companion after he left his granddaughter to go her own way? Romana was foisted on him by the time lord ellimist, he didn’t go picking her out of a catalogue. 

The Doctor runs around with soldiers and schoolkids and teachers and sailors and students and journalists and shop girls and alien refugees and orphans and robot dogs and barbarians and private detective penguins and renegade archaeologists. If he wanted a slice of properly civilized girlfriend he had the whole universe to go pick one out from, and he never did till Moffat wrote him launching himself smooch-first at the lady in the fancy dress and historically inaccurate boobies.

Goddamn I am so mad. 

I know nothing about Doctor Who but this is some real shit.

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